Update

Here's a list of authors who have not written us anything, even though we kind of want them to

Joyce Carol Oates (It's no lie, we can't quit JCO. We're not giving up on you, baby!)
Jhumpa Lahiri (but only for the Pulitzer, and the publicity that comes with it)
Thomas Pynchon (if he can will himself to write something less than 1200 pages)
Ngugi wa Thiong'o


...more to follow



Update: We sent a formal request to the family of Hemingway to have Ol Papa's body exhumed and forced to write again, but it has been met with disdain, disappointment, and heartache. I mean really, its only 250 words, come on.